FUGAZI

The FUGAZI mascot, held up by the puppeteer's thumbs, thumping his chest

NOTHINGIS REAL.

CA [CONTRACT ADDRESS]

FUGAZI

The FUGAZI mascot, held up by the puppeteer's thumbs, thumping his chest

NOTHING IS REAL.NOT EVEN THIS.

CA [CONTRACT ADDRESS]
ACT I
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EVERYTHING IS FUGAZI.
EXCEPT THE FUND.

1% of every swap goes to the hook. Sells get burned. Buys fill The Fund, which only buys stock tokens. No votes, no dividends, no shares. Stock-flavored.

STEP 1
EVERY SWAP

1% goes to the hook.

1%HOOK TOLL
SELLS
BURNED

Sell fees burn on the spot.

BUYS
THE FUND

Buy fees buy stock tokens.

QUARTERLY
BUYBACK & BURN

Every quarter, 10% of The Fund buys FUGAZI and burns it.

THE FUND · TODAY'S MENU
STOCK-FLAVORED.
NVDAChip flavor[ALLOC]
TSLARocket flavor[ALLOC]
AAPLOrchard flavor[ALLOC]
HOODHouse flavor[ALLOC]
FUND VALUE: [FUND VALUE]See the wallet
No rights. Just the taste.
TOTAL SUPPLY[SUPPLY]
HOOK TOLL · BUY & SELL1%
BURNED SO FAR[BURNED]
LIQUIDITY[LP STATUS]
WHAT HOLDERS GETFEWER FUGAZI. ZERO PROMISES.

No dividends. No yield. Just a shrinking supply.

Stock tokens are issued by Robinhood Assets (Jersey) Limited and are not offered in the US, UK, Canada, Switzerland or the UAE. Nothing here promises a return.

EVERYTHING IS FUGAZI. EXCEPT THE FUND.

1% of every swap goes to the hook. Sells get burned. Buys fill The Fund, which only buys stock tokens. No votes, no dividends, no shares. Stock-flavored.

STEP 1
EVERY SWAP

1% goes to the hook.

1%HOOK TOLL
SELLS
BURNED

Sell fees burn on the spot.

BUYS
THE FUND

Buy fees buy stock tokens.

QUARTERLY
BUYBACK & BURN

Every quarter, 10% of The Fund buys FUGAZI and burns it.

THE FUND · TODAY'S MENU
STOCK-FLAVORED.
NVDAChip flavor[ALLOC]
TSLARocket flavor[ALLOC]
AAPLOrchard flavor[ALLOC]
HOODHouse flavor[ALLOC]
FUND VALUE: [FUND VALUE]See the wallet
No rights. Just the taste.
TOTAL SUPPLY[SUPPLY]
TOLL · BUY/SELL1%
BURNED[BURNED]
LIQUIDITY[LP STATUS]
WHAT HOLDERS GETFEWER FUGAZI. ZERO PROMISES.

No dividends. No yield. Just a shrinking supply.

Stock tokens are issued by Robinhood Assets (Jersey) Limited and are not offered in the US, UK, Canada, Switzerland or the UAE. Nothing here promises a return.

THREE STEPS TO FAIRY DUST.

1

Get ETH on Robinhood Chain

Gas is paid in ETH. Bridge some over or fund your wallet directly.

2

Connect your wallet

Open Uniswap, switch to Robinhood Chain and connect.

3

Swap for $FUGAZI

Paste the contract address, check it twice, and thump your chest.

THREE STEPS TO FAIRY DUST.

1

Get ETH on Robinhood Chain

Gas is paid in ETH. Bridge some over or fund your wallet directly.

2

Connect your wallet

Open Uniswap, switch to Robinhood Chain and connect.

3

Swap for $FUGAZI

Paste the contract address, check it twice, and thump your chest.